(For those who weren't pantsed--as I was--by two semesters of Latin, that basically translates as "If it's not written down, it doesn't exist.")
Backstory: Our  formidable Sys. Admin. has been out the last few days--and, in his case,  "out" translates to "not remoting in at bizarre hours."  So the parts  of "my" project currently entrusted to his capable hands are stalled in  the "new" phase--which, in the lingua franca otherwise known as the office issue-tracker means "I can still plausibly pretend that this doesn't exist yet."
In the various dialects of interpersonal relationships, however, there  are certain allowances made.  SA juggles enough grenades that I know the  score.  Intellectually, at least.  Sadly, it was only after my Inbox  was carpet-bombed with updates from the issue-tracker that I actually  had a sense of progress on those line items.
Highly illogical, as a  certain First Officer  might opine.  But "reality" nevertheless. And  I'm sure the First Officer in  question could tell you all about the ways alternate realities and  timelines can bite, yes?