Today's preview of Autumn pretty much coincides with Dennis harvesting the pumpkin that we allowed to grow (from morbid curiosity) from the boneyard of its Jack-o-Lantern forebears (otherwise known as the compost bin). Which, together, makes me think of Halloween. Hence the pre-emptive morbidity of tonight's post.
Of course, there's always (the obligatory) "System failure: Abort, Retry, Fail?" But that's so generic, so let's personalize our final testament to geekhood, shall we?
PHP
die();
ASP "Classic"
Response.End
*NIX
rm /home/doreen -R
Java
System.out.println("Goodbye, World!");
return;
DOS
CTRL + ALT + DEL
FTP
ftp> close 127.0.0.1
221 Goodbye.
221 Logout.
ftp> bye
UNIX (Timestamp)
Doreen A. Clemons
-65972040 - [overflow] (...or so I hope...)
C++
Human *doreen;
doreen = new Human();
doreen->live();
delete doreen;
T-SQL
/* Yes, I know that this is technically impossible--just humor me, 'k? */
KILL @@SPID
GO
CSS
body
{
position:absolute;
margin-top:72in;
display:none;
visibility:hidden;
}
