Unfortunately, the mug shot for the gallery is beyond even digital editing, all because I'm too mortally uncool to take a decent cellphone photo. So you'll have to bee-bop on over to the French Island Quillin's to check out the self-serve gas pumps. Affixed between the credit card swiper and the number pad is a sticker that says "Push Here." And it doesn't do anything. (To humor my odd sense of humor, I actually tried: Trust me, there's nobody home behind that sticker.)
On further reflection, the only difference between bad documentation and a practical joke is intent. Except that, in either case, that distinction is completely lost on its victim.
Thoughts on computers, companies, and the equally puzzling humans who interact with them