My Favourite Rings
Texts from my boyfriend sound like a glockenspiel;
Texts from my ex don't since I have blocked that heel.
Calls from my bestie play symphonic strings:
These are a few of my favourite rings.
70s Rock always means it's my mother,
(Though she'd prefer jazz, if given her 'druthers)
My manager's signaled by submarine pings:
These are a few of my favourite rings.
Pink Floyd's "Dogs" recalls pet vaccinations.
Journey's "Escape" warns me to make reservations.
Yoga is hot tonight if Peggy Lee sings:
These are a few of my favourite rings.
Blaring Mozart
Or marimbas
Or shredding of guitar:
I simply configure my favourite rings
So that I'll always know who you are.
