It's Saturday here at chez fivechimera, and a relatively unscheduled one at that. Which means playing catch-up on domestic nitty-gritties. One of which was triaging the pile of dead-tree mail (and spam) that's accumulated during the past week or two.
How is it possible, two decades plus into the direct-mail era, and a decade and change into the spam age, that anyone thinks that I will not immediately consign mail marked "Open Immediately" to the trash can?
Just askin'...
* Sarcasm bragging rights to my husband on the title
