Frivolous Friday, 2009.05.01: Haiku edition

For the programmers in C (and its cousins):

A lack of closure
Brings chaos and much sorrow:
Missing curly-brace.

And the Java programmers:

I am the Applet!
Discard what you thought you knew:
My own zen have I.

Or any programmer using the average IDE:

Byzantine menus,
Matroishka project structure
All for "Hello, World!"

And the proud owner of a new PC/laptop/netbook/Everygadget (programmer or not):

So shiny! So sleek!
I go on sale tomorrow.
New version next day.