Frivolous Friday, 07.24.2009: If Shakespeare had been a Java programmer

import Mind;
import Armament;
import OutrageousFortune;
import Sling;
import Arrow;
import Trouble;

public class Hamlet()
{
   . . .

   private void soliloquy()
   {
       OutrageousFortune oF;
       Mind mind;
       Armament[] arms;
       Trouble[] sea;
      
       . . .
      
       if(!2b)
       {
           mind.suffer(oF.getSlings(), oF.getArrows());
       }
       else
       {
           for(int i : arms)
           {
               for(int j : sea)
               {
                   arms[i].takeUp(sea[j]);
               }
           }
       }
       return;
   }
  
   private class Mind
   {
       public String suffer(Sling[] slings, Arrow[] arrows)
       {
           System.out.println("Owwie.");
           return new String("nobler");
       }
   }
  
   public class Armament
   {
       public takeUp(Trouble[] sea)
       {
           for(int i : sea)
           {
               oppose(sea[i]);
           }           
           return;
       }
      
       private oppose(Trouble trouble)
       {
           trouble.end();
           System.out.println("Buh-bye...");
           return;
       }
   }   
}